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MVT III: The Bullshit Strikes Back
As we dive into this wonderful piece researched and written by The Data Dissenter, keep in mind the lengths that the Mayor will go to in subverting our election process. And the fact that our efforts to call out their shenanigans won't stop.
The Data Dissenter
2 days ago6 min read


Monroe Vote Tracker II: Return of the Bullshit
There seems to be a serious lack of concern about this website, and I do not think people fully grasp what is happening. Is MVT going to change the results of this year’s election? Probably not. Frankly, they are not fooling anyone. They have made too many mistakes, and the literate voters of Monroe did not buy it. But let me be clear. This MVT thing is just the beginning. We know it is an attempt to miseducate voters so they vote against their own interests. We have had some
Kevin Daniels
Feb 215 min read


Punishment For Thee, Not For Me!
If you’ve been following along with the Sign Saga instigated by Michelle Ball, you may already know a lot of this stuff. But I thought it would be a good idea to put everything, from start to finish, in one place for easy reference. This blog will highlight Michelle’s behavior but I want to draw some focus to a judicial system that has been at her beck and call for two years while pushing other justice needs aside. Let’s start with the Kirtons. About a year or so ago, Denni
Kevin Daniels
Feb 126 min read


Who Watches the Watchmen?
The origin of the phrase Who Watches the Watchmen can be traced back to the first century. Commonly it’s used to argue an overly policed population and who will make sure that surveillance systems, police, or leaders aren’t abusing their power. This is a huge expense and it’s right on the heels of our mayor bragging about how safe our city is under his tenure. So let’s get into what the upcoming Public Safety Committee Meeting may entail. You may have heard the term "Flock c
Kevin Daniels
Feb 95 min read


Monroe Vote Tracker: More Bullshit
Hello, Monrovians. Kevin Daniels here. I know you can see my name as the author of this piece, but I wanted to put it out there one more time so that people knew where this was coming from. It’s important to me that we know who it is that is providing us information or, in the case of Monroe Vote Tracker, who is blowing smoke up our ass. You may recall that Michelle Ball was busted using fake profiles to like and support her posts, most prominently “Butch Williams”. For a wo
Kevin Daniels
Feb 15 min read


Monroe Deserves a Mayor, Not a Mascot for Division
Looking back at the current mayor's tenure, one is hard-pressed to find a legacy of compassion or community unification. Instead, we see a tenure defined by vanity projects, divisiveness, and a blatant misuse of public office for personal political gain.
Barb Kirton
Jan 153 min read


Lacking Ethics: A Family Affair
It seems that Michelle Ball is working extra hard to ensure a victory in this coming election. We’ve noticed time and time again that lack of a platform, lack of a plan, and lack of any desire to do better doesn’t necessarily keep someone from winning an election. Mayor Burns. However, there is a risk that voters will see through their nonsense and other layers of protection must be put in place to ensure an undeserved victory. From overly strict voter ID laws, to gerrymande
Kevin Daniels
Jan 92 min read


The Cowardly Mayor
It's official! The mayor is tucking his tail between his legs and running away! First of all, let's start off by saying that he was always going to run away from Monroe, probably with bags of cash, to run for higher office. That was always the plan. You don't spend your weekends, traveling around the state to make speeches if you're going to run (or serve) in Monroe. This has always been the plan, but it's been moved up a year due to his own deceptions. Mayor Whiny Britches c
Kevin Daniels
Nov 2, 20252 min read


You're a Horse!
The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle. ― Schlomo, from Lucky Number Slevin Every time the council brings Burns’ failings as a mayor (of which he has many) to light, I feel like they’re not prepared to take the next, obviously necessary, step of actually holding the mayor accountable
Kevin Daniels
Oct 16, 20254 min read


And.....Scene!
Like many of you, I was elated to see Michelle Ball get removed from her high horse at yesterday’s council meeting. Yes, I enjoy a bit of...
Kevin Daniels
Sep 24, 20254 min read


Changing the Narrative
Don't let Mayor Coinflip change the narrative. I join most of the world in shrugging my shoulders at the assassination of Kirk by a far...
Kevin Daniels
Sep 14, 20254 min read


The Mayoral Primary Can't Come Soon Enough...
Why can the mayor lie without losing a single voter?
Why does he focus on performative politics instead of the real issues facing Monrovians?
Kevin Daniels
Sep 10, 20253 min read


Burns Attempts Policy: Swing and a Miss!
For a while now an internal debate has been raging inside Change for Monroe. Is the mayor truly stupid or just pretending to be stupid...
Kevin Daniels
Jul 30, 20254 min read


Is the Enemy in the Room with You Now?
Mayor Coin Flip will be the subject of a study one day, mark my words. As a matter of fact, why wait? If you're currently taking a class...
Kevin Daniels
Jul 26, 20252 min read


Dropped the Balls
Don’t confuse activity with productivity . Many people are simply busy being busy.” – Robin Sharma It’s been quite a week in Monroe....
Kevin Daniels
Jul 13, 20253 min read


A Different Look at HB3
Methinks we have protested too much.
Gene Stowe
Jun 21, 20253 min read


Mayor Coin Flip Tries to Sneak One Past the Council
A Tweet from Mayor Coin Flip on 16 May 25 This is my third time trying to write this piece. It’s difficult to sit here and try to present...
Kevin Daniels
Jun 16, 20253 min read


One Chance for Change: Why Monroe Can’t Afford to Split the Vote
When Change for Monroe first came together, it was with a simple, shared goal: remove Robert Burns from the mayor’s seat. Not because of...
Kevin Daniels
Jun 9, 20252 min read


Mission Accomplished!
A Mayor Celebrating a Meaningless Victory Cheered on by Talking Gullible Followers I gotta tell you, Tuesday night’s City Council meeting...
Kevin Daniels
May 15, 20252 min read
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