Dropped the Balls

Don’t confuse activity with productivity. Many people are simply busy being busy.” – Robin Sharma

It’s been quite a week in Monroe. After getting another slap on the wrist for being a horrible mayor, Coinflip really showed us! He (checks notes) did exactly what we wanted him to do from the beginning and created a separate Mayoral account on Facebook. Don’t get me wrong, he still fucked it up, I mean…what did you expect? He still lists himself “as mayor” on both accounts and will still probably break the law by blocking his detractors on the professional account. But either way, his Twitter page is where he shares his most trashy, angry, and bigoted opinions so head over there to see the real Christian in him shine through. 

Speaking of using the Lord’s name in vain, did anyone else catch Michelle Ball’s speech to the city council last week? If you haven’t been following, at a previous meeting Droopy Balls accused several members of the council of having sexual materials relating to minors on their phones. Don’t worry that’s not a violation of any rules.

Adopted (by City Council): September 6, 2005 (R-2005-35); Amended: April 2, 2023 (R-2019-23); February 13, 2024; May 14, 2024; July 19, 2024

6. Speakers and audience members shall maintain proper decorum, etiquette, and civility at all times during the Public Comment Period and any City Council Meeting. Speakers shall remain at the podium to make comments and not approach City Council or City staff. No one can accompany the speaker at the podium. The speaker may use visual aids but shall not engage in demonstrations or inappropriate theatrics. Yelling, making threats, insulting,

or rude comments directed towards the Mayor, City Council, City staff or a member of the public will not be tolerated. Profanity, abusive language, public ridicule, or personal attacks will not be tolerated. A speaker that fails to maintain proper decorum may be sanctioned including, but not limited to, forfeiting the remainder of their time, removal

from the meeting premises, or other sanctions deemed appropriate.

Shit. My bad, y’all. It absolutely is a violation of the rules. But the never ending collusion between those in power and those seeking power doesn't need to hide as long as nobody stands up to them. You know what will get you kicked out of a council meeting? A thumbs down. Yup! Mayor Coinflip is afraid of coins and people giving him a thumbs down. What a weak, whiny little bitch. But if Michelle makes incredulously false allegations, she'll be given a free pass by Mayor Flippy Dippy since he's so dedicated to transparency.

Anyway, I digress. Back to Michelle’s blasphemous attempt to hide her true self. 

So, weeks after she accuses the council members she doesn’t like of  having inappropriate materials on their phone, (I’m sorry. Sidebar. Does anyone else think that she’s just overused the fucking word “groomer” now? I mean she tends to use it as a pejorative for anything she doesn’t like. Does she drive down the road, hit a pothole, and scream “GROOMER!” out the window at the road? Seriously, lady. The call is coming from inside the marital bed.) she then stands up and tells the council that God is in control and their attacks on Coinflip and Dotson will force them to face a reckoning. 

This just confuses the shit out of me, so feel free to weigh in, dear reader; if she believes that God is in control then He wanted Coinflip and Dotson to get punished for their unprofessionalism, right?

. But according to Michelle, God is in control…but not yet…and he will punish people who stand against the mayor and his minions?  

Ah yes, the classic theological two-step: “God is totally in control... except when something happens that I don’t like, in which case They’ll circle back later to tidy it up.” It’s like watching someone insist the pilot is flying the plane, then blaming the turbulence on rogue passengers sneaking into the cockpit. You can’t have it both ways—either God is the all-powerful director calling every shot, or humanity actually has the capacity to make decisions on its own. Claiming both is like saying your GPS is perfect but also keeps “letting” you take wrong turns for fun. The mental gymnastics required to hold those contradictory ideas together is impressive, but at some point, you’ve got to pick a lane—or admit the map might be a bit more complicated than advertised.

Anyway, if I figure out how to do it, the video of Michelle’s nonsense speech will be linked here. She’s not smart enough to take it down, but whoever is advising the mayor is advising her to and may ask that she take it down. 

Stay tuned as we fight the idiot invasion by having fun, meeting our neighbors, and doing good deeds!